baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via lullabies-and-interventions)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via kurttoyourblaine)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via ipyrena)

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via ipyrena)

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via lullabies-and-interventions)

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

(Source: fallongifs, via kurttoyourblaine)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via kurttoyourblaine)

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

(via allantruong)

highnicetomeetyou:

IM FUCKING CRYING

(Source: paulthomasandersonn, via majorjoke)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via ipyrena)